New Parent Apology Cards

Ilana's family gave us these funny novelty cards to hand out... "New Parent Apology Cards"... here's the funniest one... they're so funny because they're so true...
"Sorry About That...
HERE'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT: I think my baby is cuter than yours. I think my child is in higher percentiles across the board. I think my baby is more alert than yours, will walk sooner than yours, talk sooner than yours, and will get that final day care spot ahead of yours. For such offending thoughts, I would apologize. But that sort of thing would be beside the point. Because you're most certainly thinking the same thing about your own baby."